nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

  • Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is

(Source: orangeskins)

lunarbirth:

mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)

me:

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mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! 

me:

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at

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Anonymous asked:
I told a guy I was in love with him and he unexpectingly told people so I said I faked it.

What an ass


Anonymous asked:
johnny depp

Very committed actor. Have you ever seen a bad depp movie? Me neither


Anonymous asked:
Anon confession: I just admitted to my boyfriend that I cheated on him. Well now ex-boyfriend.

Well, at least you admitted it instead of having him find out


likeneverforever asked:
Voldemort

He was hot when he was like 18